Sorry about the absence, kids. But I am back and ready for a delayed blog on nouns and verbs (both the illustrious strong verbs and the soggy, squishy ones that fall out of trash bags on foggy school morns ruining shoes and slippers by staining and stinking them up indelibly).
NOUNS HO!
Nouns are divided into two nice camps: Proper and the oh-so-lowly common. The biggest distinction is the use of capitals. That's how to spot them. One might wonder when a capitalization is in order and when not. The easiest way to remember, for me at least, is that proper nouns are specific things, usually only referring to one person or place--The use of first and last names is a great example or really famous buildings, like the Eiffel Tower, is another--and is never preceded by an indefinite article (those crazy a's and an's). Common nouns are just about everything else.
Now there are some slippery ones that can occasionally fall through the crack. These examples are usually when referring to people by their office (ie. The President preceded with caution on his morning constitutional) or referring to geographical location (ie. The West was won by blood, sweat, tears and barbed wire). These are confusing and might take a while to wrestle into submission...
NOW VERBS!
I can feel the excitement (can I get a W00T?). So as much as people loved the word, "squishy," I think it's too good a word to be wasted on such awful bland verbs. So now I will call them, "soggy." These boring verbs (is, be, was, were, been, have, do) really don't add any spice to a paper and are as delicious as vaseline on white toast. So drab. Now great strong action verbs like grunted, tackled, pummeled, jolted, jammed... these words are like great jambalaya: seconds are in order. You can never get your fill...
I am still waiting on the technical aspect but will add all of you post haste so you can go crazy
and write all over this blog as well. It's supposed to be a forum (I really need to hop on that...)
Well, I will see you soon... And remember: keep watching the skies.
D-sco AWAY!